TNR columnist and Yale graduate Michael Crowley recently wrote an article (you can read the full text here if you don't have a subscription) critical of Michael Crichton and his stance on global warming. So what does Michael Crichton do? He writes a child-raping character named "Mick Crowley" into his latest book:
The defendant, thirty-year-old Mick Crowley, was a Washington-based political columnist who was visiting his sister-in-law when he experienced an overwhelming urge to have anal sex with her young son, still in diapers. Crowley was a wealthy, spoiled Yale graduate and heir to a pharmaceutical fortune. .
He even says that Crowley has a tiny penis, to boot:
Crowley's penis was small, but he had still caused significant tears to the toddler's rectum.
Michael Crowley wrote a response to Mick Crichton here titled "Jurassic Prick".