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Thanksgiving Pardon

25 November 2008


In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume

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    Voting Machines Elect One of Their Own As President

    04 November 2008


    Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President

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    Press Secretary's 'Zumtrel Flooby' Answer May Be Attempt To Evade Question

    24 October 2008


    Press Secretary's 'Zumtrel Flooby' Answer May Be Attempt To Evade Question

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    Old Grizzled Man '08

    11 September 2008


    Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain

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    Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election

    23 August 2008


    Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election

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    Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

    27 June 2008


    Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

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    Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children’s Healthcare

    22 June 2008


    Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children�s Healthcare

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    Home Depot Honors Fallen Soldiers

    26 April 2008


    Home Depot Honors Fallen Soldiers With Great Prices On Tools

    This reminds me of when CNN held a coal-industry sponsored Democratic presidential debate, and the only energy policy questions centered around the problems that come with nuclear power (waste, storage, etc.).

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    New Study From the Journal of Roommate Research

    22 April 2008


    Study: Nearly 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night

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    Domestic Violence Declines

    11 April 2008


    Domestic Abuse No Longer A Problem, Say Bruised Female Researchers

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    Hikers Missing

    10 April 2008


    Plight Of Missing Hikers Will Make Great Movie

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    Anonymous Philanthropist Donates Kidneys to Hospital

    11 March 2008


    Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital

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    Mysterious Traveler Entrances Town With Utopian Visions of the Future

    30 January 2008


    Mysterious Traveler Entrances Town With Utopian Vision Of The Future

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    Today Now!

    13 November 2007


    Medical Miracle: Man Lives Thanks To Heart Stolen From Dead Man

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    Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

    18 October 2007


    Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

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    Missing Girl

    04 September 2007


    Missing Girl Probably Raped

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    Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?

    19 July 2007


    In The Know: Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?

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