Jerry Falwell just gave a sermon about "The Myth of Global Warming." He rattles off some common talking points, and then finally uncovers the three-point secret agenda:
- Those talking about global warming are trying to economically destroy America because... uh, I guess they're communists or something.
- They want to switch the topic from the fact that the world is morally bankrupt.
- Global warming is just "Satan's attempt to redirect the church's primary focus."