Network News, In a Nutshell

In other news, we're fighting two wars, the country is $9 trillion in debt, we're facing recession, food riots are breaking out across the world, the United States Congress is debating and discussing farm policies, our trade deficits are expanding, the justice department wrote memos justifying the use of torture by the executive branch, and our surveillance laws and policies are up in the air. But hey - look at that beard!